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Joke Topic - 'Confuse'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Confuse'.

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Nothing confuses a man more than a woman driver who does everything right.


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Magic

Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.
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Prunes

Prunes give you a run for your money.
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Vampires

Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.
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Flies

What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.
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Elephants

Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.
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Grandma

Dad, there's someone at the door collecting for the old folks home. Shall I give him grandma?
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Vampires

What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.
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Elephants

How do you make a dead elephant float?
Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tonnes of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tonnes of bananas,.....
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Eat

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

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