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Joke Topic - 'Confidence'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Confidence'.

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A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.


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King Kong

How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
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Skeleton

What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.
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Beer

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys TWO cases of beer.
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Light Bulbs

How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Policeman

Policeman: 'When I saw you coming round that bend I thought, "Forty-five at least".'
Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'
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Frogs

What do you call a frog who works as a spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
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Wet Paint

Wet Paint - this is not an instruction
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Windows

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
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Entertainer

Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.

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