Here are some randomly selected joke topics
King Kong
How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
Skeleton
What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.
Beer
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys TWO cases of beer.
Light Bulbs
How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
Policeman
Policeman: 'When I saw you coming round that
bend I thought, "Forty-five at least".'
Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'
Frogs
What do you call a frog who works as a spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Wet Paint
Wet Paint - this is not an instruction
Windows
Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
Entertainer
Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.