Joke Topic - 'Conferences' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Conferences'.

A conference is merely an acknowledgment that you want someone else to share your difficulties.

Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!

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Last night, I told my girlfriend that I would go to the end of the world for her, and she said, 'Yes, but would you stay there?'

What is another name for a store detective?
A counter spy.

Man: 'Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye.'
Little Girl: 'If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes.'

What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.

Did you hear about the man who fell into a vat of beer?
He came to a bitter end.

Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.

What do a blonde and a car have in common?
They both can drive you crazy.

Did you hear about the bad-tempered civil engineer?
He always built crossroads.

Have you heard about the Scotsman who washed his kilt?
He couldn't do a fling with it.