Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dogs
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.
Job
What do you call a man who is able to complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.
Doctor
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you'll just have to be a little patient.
Seasick
What's green, has four legs and two trunks?
Two seasick tourists.
Golf
Golfer: Well, caddie. Do you think my game is improving?
Caddie: Definitely. You're missing the ball much less than you used to!
Count
You can always count on your fingers
Cats
Did you hear about the special offer at the pet store this weekend?
Buy one cat — get one flea!
Bagpipes
How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
Ventriloquists
How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.