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Joke Topic - 'Concrete'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Concrete'.

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Last night a large quantity of sand, cement and gravel were stolen from a local builder's yard.
A police spokesman said they are looking for some concrete evidence to help catch the thieves.
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What do you get if you cross a burglar with a concrete mixer?
A hardened criminal.


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Football

Customer: Do you sell football boots?
Store Assistant: Sure. What size is your football?
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Pandas

What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.
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Birthdays

How many birthdays does the average man have?
Only one. When he was born.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.
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Politics

The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.
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Vegetables

I've lived on vegetables all my life
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
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Ghosts

What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.
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Happened

Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.

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