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Joke Topic - 'Concrete'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Concrete'.


Last night a large quantity of sand, cement and gravel were stolen from a local builder's yard.
A police spokesman said they are looking for some concrete evidence to help catch the thieves.

What do you get if you cross a burglar with a concrete mixer?
A hardened criminal.

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What kind of bulbs should you never water?
Light bulbs.


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Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.


Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the bridle suite.


What was Camelot famous for?
Its knight life.

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