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Joke Topic - 'Concrete'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Concrete'.


Last night a large quantity of sand, cement and gravel were stolen from a local builder's yard.
A police spokesman said they are looking for some concrete evidence to help catch the thieves.

What do you get if you cross a burglar with a concrete mixer?
A hardened criminal.

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