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Joke Topic - 'Concrete'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Concrete'.
Last night a large quantity of sand, cement and gravel were stolen from a local builder's yard.
A police spokesman said they are looking for some concrete evidence to help catch the thieves.
A police spokesman said they are looking for some concrete evidence to help catch the thieves.
What do you get if you cross a burglar with a concrete mixer?
A hardened criminal.
A hardened criminal.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Lawyers
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.
Light Bulbs
What kind of bulbs should you never water?
Light bulbs.
Light bulbs.
Ghosts
What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo!
Bamboo!
Drinkers
Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.
They just get plastered.
Bird
How is a bird sitting on a fence like a coin?
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
Husbands
Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.
Food
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
Horses
Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the bridle suite.
In the bridle suite.
Camelot
What was Camelot famous for?
Its knight life.
Its knight life.
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