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Joke Topic - 'Concrete'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Concrete'.

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Last night a large quantity of sand, cement and gravel were stolen from a local builder's yard.
A police spokesman said they are looking for some concrete evidence to help catch the thieves.
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What do you get if you cross a burglar with a concrete mixer?
A hardened criminal.


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Salesman

Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.
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Golf Caddy

John: I hear that you lost your job as a golf caddy?
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop myself laughing.
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Professors

Old Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
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Dentists

What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.
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Insects

What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.
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Boss

We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.
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Frogs

Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
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Ducks

What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.
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Frogs

What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.

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