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Joke Topic - 'Concrete'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Concrete'.

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Last night a large quantity of sand, cement and gravel were stolen from a local builder's yard.
A police spokesman said they are looking for some concrete evidence to help catch the thieves.
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What do you get if you cross a burglar with a concrete mixer?
A hardened criminal.


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Dogs

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.
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Job

What do you call a man who is able to complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.
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Doctor

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you'll just have to be a little patient.
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Seasick

What's green, has four legs and two trunks?
Two seasick tourists.
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Golf

Golfer: Well, caddie. Do you think my game is improving?
Caddie: Definitely. You're missing the ball much less than you used to!
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Count

You can always count on your fingers
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Cats

Did you hear about the special offer at the pet store this weekend?
Buy one cat — get one flea!
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Bagpipes

How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
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Ventriloquists

How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.

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