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Joke Topic - 'Concrete'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Concrete'.

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Last night a large quantity of sand, cement and gravel were stolen from a local builder's yard.
A police spokesman said they are looking for some concrete evidence to help catch the thieves.
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What do you get if you cross a burglar with a concrete mixer?
A hardened criminal.


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Fly

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."
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Stupid

How many jerks who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change it to what?
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Frogs

What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.
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Synonyms

Is there another word for synonym?
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Elephants

Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.
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Snooker

John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.
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Ghosts

Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.
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Computers

"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.
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Infectious Disease

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan infectious disease.

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