Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Farmers
A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 die. How many does he have left?
9
Quarterbacks
Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.
A Pack Of Cards
My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'
School
Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.
Hen
What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.
Less
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura who?
Maura less.
Shopping
Why does a woman say she's been shopping even when she hasn't bought a thing?
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pack of cards.
Sit down and I'll deal with you later.
Paris
What is very tall and wet and stands in the middle of Paris?
The Eiffel Shower.