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Joke Topic - 'Concervatives'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Concervatives'.

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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.


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Farmers

A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 die. How many does he have left?
9
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Quarterbacks

Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.
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A Pack Of Cards

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'
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School

Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.
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Hen

What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.
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Less

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura who?
Maura less.
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Shopping

Why does a woman say she's been shopping even when she hasn't bought a thing?
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pack of cards.
Sit down and I'll deal with you later.
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Paris

What is very tall and wet and stands in the middle of Paris?
The Eiffel Shower.

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