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Joke Topic - 'Computers' - 30 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 30 jokes on the topic - 'Computers'.
'Virtual' means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.
A computer salesman, a computer hardware engineer, and a computer programmer were driving down the road in the middle of nowhere when they got a flat tire.
The salesman says, 'The car is defective. We have to swap the whole thing in for a new one.'
The hardware guy says, 'Let's change the tires around until we see which one is flat.'
And the programmer says, 'Let's just drive on for a while. Maybe the problem will go away by itself.'
The salesman says, 'The car is defective. We have to swap the whole thing in for a new one.'
The hardware guy says, 'Let's change the tires around until we see which one is flat.'
And the programmer says, 'Let's just drive on for a while. Maybe the problem will go away by itself.'
Another megabytes the dust.
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a laptop computer.
You're just run down; let me give you some vitamins.
No, thanks. But perhaps you could recharge my batteries.
You're just run down; let me give you some vitamins.
No, thanks. But perhaps you could recharge my batteries.
Hardware,
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
How can you tell your computer is getting old?
It begins to lose its memory.
It begins to lose its memory.
How do you make friends with a computer
Bit by bit.
Bit by bit.
How do you park a computer?
You back it up.
You back it up.
I haven't lost my mind. It's backed up on tape somewhere.
If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.