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Joke Topic - 'Computers' - 30 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 30 jokes on the topic - 'Computers'.
'Virtual' means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.
1>A computer salesman, a computer hardware engineer, and a computer programmer were driving down the road in the middle of nowhere when they got a flat tire.
The salesman says, 'The car is defective. We have to swap the whole thing in for a new one.'
The hardware guy says, 'Let's change the tires around until we see which one is flat.'
And the programmer says, 'Let's just drive on for a while. Maybe the problem will go away by itself.'
3>The salesman says, 'The car is defective. We have to swap the whole thing in for a new one.'
The hardware guy says, 'Let's change the tires around until we see which one is flat.'
And the programmer says, 'Let's just drive on for a while. Maybe the problem will go away by itself.'
Another megabytes the dust.
1>As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
1>Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers.
1>Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a laptop computer.
You're just run down; let me give you some vitamins.
No, thanks. But perhaps you could recharge my batteries.
2>You're just run down; let me give you some vitamins.
No, thanks. But perhaps you could recharge my batteries.
Hardware,
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
1>The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
How can you tell your computer is getting old?
It begins to lose its memory.
1>It begins to lose its memory.
How do you make friends with a computer
Bit by bit.
1>Bit by bit.
How do you park a computer?
You back it up.
1>You back it up.
I haven't lost my mind. It's backed up on tape somewhere.
1>If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
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