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Joke Topic - 'Computers' - Page 3 - With 6 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Computers'.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A machine with a bark worse than its byte.
A machine with a bark worse than its byte.
What's the first sign that your computer is getting old?
It starts to have memory problems.
It starts to have memory problems.
Why did the witch buy a computer?
She needed a spell checker.
She needed a spell checker.
Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.
It had left Windows open.
Young Susie was having trouble with her computer so she called Wes, the computer guy, over to her desk. Wes clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, Susie called after him, 'So, what was wrong?' And he replied, 'It was an 'ID ten T' error.' A puzzled expression ran riot over Susie's face. ' 'An ID ten T' error? What's that, in case I need to fix it again?' He gave her a grin. 'Haven't you ever seen an 'ID ten T' error before?' Susie replied, 'No.' 'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'
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As he was walking away, Susie called after him, 'So, what was wrong?' And he replied, 'It was an 'ID ten T' error.' A puzzled expression ran riot over Susie's face. ' 'An ID ten T' error? What's that, in case I need to fix it again?' He gave her a grin. 'Haven't you ever seen an 'ID ten T' error before?' Susie replied, 'No.' 'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'
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Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.
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Golf
What goes 'putt, putt, putt, putt'?
A poor golfer.
A poor golfer.
Elephants
What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.
Cinderelephant.
Marriage
The idea behind marriage is that when a man finds the perfect brand of beer, he should quit his job right away and go work in a brewery.
Cannibals
What did one cannibal say to another?'Who was that girl I saw you with last night?'
'That was no girl; that was my supper.'
'That was no girl; that was my supper.'
Travel
What stays in a corner but can travel all around the world?
A postage stamp.
A postage stamp.
Pianos
Why was the piano player arrested?
He struck a chord.
He struck a chord.
Fired
Why did the human cannonball consider himself a failure?
Because he was always being fired.
Because he was always being fired.
Ghosts
Why wasn't the ghost successful?
Because he didn't believe in himself!
Because he didn't believe in himself!
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