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Joke Topic - 'Computers' - Page 3 - With 6 More Jokes and Funny Stories


This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Computers'.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A machine with a bark worse than its byte.
What's the first sign that your computer is getting old?
It starts to have memory problems.
Why did the witch buy a computer?
She needed a spell checker.
Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.
Young Susie was having trouble with her computer so she called Wes, the computer guy, over to her desk. Wes clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, Susie called after him, 'So, what was wrong?' And he replied, 'It was an 'ID ten T' error.' A puzzled expression ran riot over Susie's face. ' 'An ID ten T' error? What's that, in case I need to fix it again?' He gave her a grin. 'Haven't you ever seen an 'ID ten T' error before?' Susie replied, 'No.' 'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'
. . . . . . . . . . I D 1 0 T
Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Oranges

Patient: Doctor, I feel like an orange!
Doctor: Have you tried playing squash?

Pigs

Why did the pig want to become an actor?
Because he was such a ham.

Dogs

Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.

Scotsmen

How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.

Dentists

What did the dentist see when he visited the North Pole?
A molar bear.

Idiots

Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.

Cops

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris open.
Come on in!

Ghosts

What game do young ghosts like to play?
Hide and shriek!
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