Computer programmers never die; they just get lost in the processing.
Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
If, at first, you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.
Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand
Real Programmers don't play tennis or any other sport that requires you to change clothes. Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers wear their climbing boots to work in case a mountain suddenly springs up in the middle of the office.
The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.