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Joke Topic - 'Computer Programmers'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Computer Programmers'.

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Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.
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How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
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If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.
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The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.


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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, my stomach really hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching will you!
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Think

I used to think.
What made you stop?
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Light Bulbs

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
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Soup

Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.
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Answer

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?
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Park

Now where did I park my hard drive?
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Whales

Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
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Pirates

Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.
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Look

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

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