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Joke Topic - 'Computer Programmers'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Computer Programmers'.
Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.
The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.
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Doctors
Patient: Doctor, my stomach really hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching will you!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching will you!
Think
I used to think.
What made you stop?
What made you stop?
Light Bulbs
How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
Soup
Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.
That's your soup, sir.
Answer
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?
Park
Now where did I park my hard drive?
Whales
Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
To get to the other tide.
Pirates
Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.
Because he had left it off his hook.
Look
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
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