The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, my stomach really hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching will you!
Think
I used to think.
What made you stop?
Light Bulbs
How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
Soup
Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.
Answer
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?
Park
Now where did I park my hard drive?
Whales
Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
Pirates
Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.
Look
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.