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Joke Topic - 'Computer Programmers' - 9 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 9 jokes on the topic - 'Computer Programmers'.
Computer programmers never die; they just get lost in the processing.
1>Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
1>We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
2>They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
2>If, at first, you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.
1>Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
1>Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand
1>Real Programmers don't play tennis or any other sport that requires you to change clothes. Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers wear their climbing boots to work in case a mountain suddenly springs up in the middle of the office.
3>The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.
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