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Joke Topic - 'Computer Programmers'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Computer Programmers'.

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Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.
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How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
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If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.
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The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.


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Watchman

Bill: I hear that work as a night watchman. What do you watch?
Ben: I don't know. It's so dark I can't see a thing.
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Husbands

Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!
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Ghosts

What do ghosts have on their bicycle Wheels?
Spooks.
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Bankrupt

Ted: I hear that your duck farm is going bankrupt.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.
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Police

Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
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Cats

What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?
Kitty
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Butter

Did you hear what happened to the tub of butter?
Well if I tell you about it you need to promise not to spread it around.
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Girlfriends

My new girlfriend has lovely long brown hair all down her back. It's just a shame that she doen't have any on her head.
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?
Quasi-moo-do.

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