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Joke Topic - 'Computer Programmers'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Computer Programmers'.

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Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.
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How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
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If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.
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The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.


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Dentists

What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.
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Doggie Bags

Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.
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Pessimists

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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Vampires

What type of restaurants are vampires careful to avoid?
Stakehouses!
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Christmas

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".
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Blondes

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday night?
Tell her a joke on thursday...
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Coke

I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up
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A Voice

What do you call a boy who can make a voice sound louder?
Mike.
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Lose Weight

Each time I manage to lose weight somehow it is always able to find me again.

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