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Joke Topic - 'Computer Programmers'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Computer Programmers'.


Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.

If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.

The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.

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Patient: Doctor, my stomach really hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching will you!


I used to think.
What made you stop?

Light Bulbs

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.


Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?


Now where did I park my hard drive?


Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.


Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.


Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

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