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Joke Topic - 'Complexion'


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My mother-in-law told me that she has a good complexion because she puts lemon juice on her face every morning.
But, perhaps that is why her face always looks so sour.


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Mudpack

John: Did the mudpack help your wife's appearance?
Harold: It did for a few days, but then it fell off.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!
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Programming

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
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Good Luck

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!
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Clown

What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.
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Elementary

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elly.
Elly who?
Ellymentary, my dear Watson.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do.
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Politicians

Crime is merely politics without the excuses.
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Cinderella

What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.

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