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Joke Topic - 'Complexion'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Complexion'.


My mother-in-law told me that she has a good complexion because she puts lemon juice on her face every morning.
But, perhaps that is why her face always looks so sour.

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What do you call a cat who likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!

Santa Claus

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.


Paranoids are people, too they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.


John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.


What do you get is you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.


Mack: My uncle plays piano by ear.
Jack: That's nothing. My uncle fiddles with his whiskers!


Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.


What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?


My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'

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