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Joke Topic - 'Complexion'


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My mother-in-law told me that she has a good complexion because she puts lemon juice on her face every morning.
But, perhaps that is why her face always looks so sour.


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Birthdays

Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift wrap a life?
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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.
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Months

Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.
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Sandwich

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.
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Cats

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.
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Married

Mary: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.
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Baseball

Why is a game of baseball like pancakes?
Because they both need batters.
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Justice

Justice - a decision in your favor.
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Cross The Road

Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?

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