Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Birthdays
Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know
what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift wrap a life?
Frogs
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.
Months
Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.
Sandwich
How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.
Cats
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.
Married
Mary: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.
Baseball
Why is a game of baseball like pancakes?
Because they both need batters.
Justice
Justice - a decision in your favor.
Cross The Road
Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?