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Joke Topic - 'Complexion'


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My mother-in-law told me that she has a good complexion because she puts lemon juice on her face every morning.
But, perhaps that is why her face always looks so sour.


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Cats

What do you call a cat who likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!
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Santa Claus

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
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Paranoid

Paranoids are people, too they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
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Mother

John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.
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Elephants

What do you get is you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.
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Piano

Mack: My uncle plays piano by ear.
Jack: That's nothing. My uncle fiddles with his whiskers!
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?
Quasi-moo-do.
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Horses

My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'

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