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Joke Topic - 'Complaining'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Complaining'.

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My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.


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Millionaire

Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.
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Seasick

What's green, has four legs and two trunks?
Two seasick tourists.
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Blondes

How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.
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Listening

Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?
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Person

"Hello, is this the person to whom I am speaking?"
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Tires

If tires hold up cars, what holds up airplanes?
Hijackers.
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Landlord

The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.
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Litterbugs

Which type of bugs are the messiest
litterbugs.
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Birds

Nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth.

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