Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Millionaire
Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.
Seasick
What's green, has four legs and two trunks?
Two seasick tourists.
Blondes
How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.
Listening
Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?
Person
"Hello, is this the person to whom I am speaking?"
Tires
If tires hold up cars, what holds up airplanes?
Hijackers.
Landlord
The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.
Litterbugs
Which type of bugs are the messiest
litterbugs.
Birds
Nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth.