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Joke Topic - 'Complaining'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Complaining'.


My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.

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Boss: William, why aren't you working?
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Francis who?
Francis where French people live.

A Tropical Fruit

What do you get if you cross a tropical fruit with a cartoon character?
Papaya the Sailor Man.


Did you hear about the sculptor's son?
He was a chip of the old block.

Polar Bear

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.


Say, do you happen to know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?
No, I didn't even know he had moved home.

A Christmas Tree

What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.


What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.


Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.

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