Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Working
Boss: William, why aren't you working?
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!
French
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Francis.
Francis who?
Francis where French people live.
A Tropical Fruit
What do you get if you cross a tropical fruit with a cartoon character?
Papaya the Sailor Man.
Sculptor
Did you hear about the sculptor's son?
He was a chip of the old block.
Polar Bear
What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.
Home
Say, do you happen to know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?
No, I didn't even know he had moved home.
A Christmas Tree
What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.
Cars
What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.
Blondes
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.