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Joke Topic - 'Complaining'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Complaining'.

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My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.


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Sheep

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
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Offers

What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.
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Lawyers

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
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Rush Hour

A new wagon designed for LA rush hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon.
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Intelligent

Did you hear about the very intelligent monster?
He was called Frank Einstein.
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Soap

Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.
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Elephants

What should you give a seasick elephant?
A lot of room...
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Cabbage

What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.
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Dentists

What time is it when a chinaman goes to the dentist?
Two-thirty (Tooth hurty).

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