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Joke Topic - 'Complaining'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Complaining'.

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My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.


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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, what is the best way to prevent diseases which are caused by biting insects?
Doctor: Don't bite any.
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Hockey

Which monks play in the National Hockey League?
The Philadelphia Friars.
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Christmas

Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
A. Sandy Claws.
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Doctors

Patient: I have a splinter in my finger.
Doctor: Well, that's what you get for scratching your head.
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Stomach

Patient: Doctor, my stomach hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching!
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Spaceman

What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.
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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
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Judge

The judge said to the dentist: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"
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Cashiers

How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.

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