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Joke Topic - 'Complaining'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Complaining'.

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My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.


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Working

Boss: William, why aren't you working?
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!
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French

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Francis.
Francis who?
Francis where French people live.
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A Tropical Fruit

What do you get if you cross a tropical fruit with a cartoon character?
Papaya the Sailor Man.
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Sculptor

Did you hear about the sculptor's son?
He was a chip of the old block.
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Polar Bear

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.
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Home

Say, do you happen to know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?
No, I didn't even know he had moved home.
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A Christmas Tree

What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.
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Cars

What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.
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Blondes

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.

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