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Joke Topic - 'Complaining'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Complaining'.
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Sheep
What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
Baaaa Humbug.
Offers
What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.
Take your pick.
Lawyers
Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
Because it was in a pickle.
Rush Hour
A new wagon designed for LA rush hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon.
Intelligent
Did you hear about the very intelligent monster?
He was called Frank Einstein.
He was called Frank Einstein.
Soap
Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.
Elephants
What should you give a seasick elephant?
A lot of room...
A lot of room...
Cabbage
What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.
A spring cabbage.
Dentists
What time is it when a chinaman goes to the dentist?
Two-thirty (Tooth hurty).
Two-thirty (Tooth hurty).
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