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Joke Topic - 'Complaining' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Complaining'.
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her or something like that.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
What type of a bee is always complaining?
A grumble bee!
A grumble bee!
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Eggs
Why don't eggs like telling jokes?
They would crack each other up.
They would crack each other up.
Difficult
Why be difficult when, with a little bit more effort, you can be completely impossible?
Soup
Why did the man order alphabet soup in the restaurant?
He wanted to eat his words.
He wanted to eat his words.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?
Caterpillars
What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.
He turns over a new leaf.
Christmas
The most sadistic Christmas present I ever heard of was a down payment on a Rolls-Royce. (think about it)
Zebras
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.
Striped sausages.
Lightbulbs
How many drunk Irishmen are needed to change a light bulb.
100. Someone holds the light bulb, and 99 people drink until the room spins.
100. Someone holds the light bulb, and 99 people drink until the room spins.
Lightbulbs
What kind of bulbs should you never water?
Light bulbs.
Light bulbs.