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Joke Topic - 'Complain'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Complain'.

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The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.


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Cannibals

What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.
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Zebras

What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.
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Lawyers

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
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Lawyers

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.
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Clown

What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.
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Nicer

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
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Story

What do you call the story of a cow who has a fairy godmother?
A dairy tale.
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Batman

My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I'm always talking about Batman.
What a joker she is.
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Boyfriends

Jenny: Why are all your boyfriends called William? Joan: That's because I'm a bill collector.

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