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Joke Topic - 'Complain'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Complain'.

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The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.


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Vacations

Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.
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Road

What's that up the road? A head?
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Blondes

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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Cannonball

My brother said, 'I want a job as a human cannonball.'
I said, 'I'll bet you get fired.'
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Vacation

What do Paddington Bear and Winnie The Pooh pack when they are going on vacation?
The bear essentials.
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Knock Knock

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.
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Professors

Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.
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Breath

What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
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Farmers

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
He wanted sweet and sour pork.

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