Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Count Dracula
Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.
Computers
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming
must be the process of putting them in.
Candles
What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.
Experts
Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia your head if you understand.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.
Blondes
What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
Deny
Man Denies He Committed Suicide
Boring
I was going to tell you a joke about an electric drill, but it's too boring.