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Joke Topic - 'Complain'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Complain'.

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The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.


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Count Dracula

Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.
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Computers

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
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Candles

What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.
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Experts

Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia your head if you understand.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.
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Blondes

What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
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Deny

Man Denies He Committed Suicide
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Boring

I was going to tell you a joke about an electric drill, but it's too boring.

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