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Joke Topic - 'Complain'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Complain'.


The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

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What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.


What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.


It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.


Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.


What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.


I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.


What do you call the story of a cow who has a fairy godmother?
A dairy tale.


My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I'm always talking about Batman.
What a joker she is.


Jenny: Why are all your boyfriends called William? Joan: That's because I'm a bill collector.

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