Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Online Banking
Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.
Abbreviated
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Dogs
A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant if they had any dogs going cheap?
He replied, "Sorry sir all ours go woof."
Computers
Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.
Salary
You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.
Ghosts
When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.
Idiot
Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
Advice
Take my advice; I don't use it
anyway.
A Rooster
What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.