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Joke Topic - 'Competence'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Competence'.

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The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.


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Online Banking

Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.
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Abbreviated

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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Dogs

A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant if they had any dogs going cheap?
He replied, "Sorry sir all ours go woof."
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Computers

Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.
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Salary

You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.
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Ghosts

When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
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Advice

Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
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A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.

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