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Joke Topic - 'Competence'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Competence'.

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The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.


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Ghosts

Did you hear about the Hungarian ghost?
He preferred ghoulash.
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Politicians

The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them.
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Doctors

When are doctors just like comedians?
When they have you in stitches.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
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Dandruff

Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.
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Intelligent

Shock me, say something intelligent.
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Mother-in-law

'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'
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Cowboys

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.
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Passengers

Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.

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