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Joke Topic - 'Competence'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Competence'.

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The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.


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Light Bulbs

How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll fix it in software."
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Doctors

George: "Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?"
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets."
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Blondes

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
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Cannibals

The cannibal came home to find his wife chopping up snakes and a very small man.
"Oh no!" he groaned. "Not snake and pygmy pie again."
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Cliffhanger

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cliff.
Cliff who?
Cliffhanger.
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Original

Xerox never comes up with anything original.
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Bugs

What kind of bugs are found in clocks?
Ticks.
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Batman

How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!
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Dentists

I don't like my dentist - he's a real bore.

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