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Joke Topic - 'Company Policy'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Company Policy'.

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To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.


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Cats

What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.
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Antiques

A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."
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Drunk

Why is it that drunks never spill drinks on other drunks?
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Optician

Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.
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Dentists

I don't like my dentist - he's a real bore.
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Ducks

Where does a duck go when he gets sick?
The ductor.
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Music

Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.
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The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.
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Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.

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