Here are some randomly selected joke topics
King Kong
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.
Business Consultant
An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.
Lawyers
Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.
Boat
Someday my boat will come in
- and with my luck I'll be at the airport
Motorists
Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'
Girlfriends
My girlfriend is just like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
Politicians
The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them.
Mice
My mother in law called today...
I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door all the mice
threw themselves on the traps!
Laryngitis
What do you call a veterinary surgeon with laryngitis?
A hoarse doctor.