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Joke Topic - 'Company Policy'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Company Policy'.


To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.

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Patient: Doctor, you must help me, I've gone crazy about cricket.
Doctor: How's that?
Patient: Not out!


Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!


What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound.


What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.


Is there another word for synonym?


Golfer: Do you notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Yes sir, you've bought a new golf bag.


Q: Why don't blondes like pickles?
A: They keep getting their head stuck in the jar..


What do monsters like to do at weddings?
They toast the bride and groom.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?

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