Joke Topic - 'Company Policy'

What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.

A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."

Why is it that drunks never spill drinks on other drunks?

Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.

I don't like my dentist - he's a real bore.

Where does a duck go when he gets sick?
The ductor.

Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.