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Joke Topic - 'Company Policy'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Company Policy'.

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To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.


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King Kong

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.
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Business Consultant

An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.
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Lawyers

Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.
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Boat

Someday my boat will come in
- and with my luck I'll be at the airport
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Motorists

Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend is just like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
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Politicians

The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them.
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Mice

My mother in law called today...
I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door all the mice threw themselves on the traps!
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Laryngitis

What do you call a veterinary surgeon with laryngitis?
A hoarse doctor.

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