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Joke Topic - 'Committees'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Committees'.

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How many MP's does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.


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Soap

Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.
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Middle Name

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima gonna break down this door if you don't open it!
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Christmas

In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.
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Hypochondria

Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got
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Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
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Police

Why don't the police ever arrest skeletons?
Because it's difficult to pin anything on them.
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire's new dog?
It's a bloodhound!
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Drunks

Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.

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