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Joke Topic - 'Committees'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Committees'.

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How many MP's does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.


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Blondes

How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.
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Vampires

How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?
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Cats

What does a cat like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
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Train

What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.
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Lawyers

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
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Cats

Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.
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Silence

Silence isn't always golden, sometimes it's guilt!
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Snooker

Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.
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Enthusiasm

Diner: Waiter, why do you call this Enthusiasm stew?
Waiter: Because the chef has put everything she's got into it.

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