Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Blondes
How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.
Vampires
How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?
Cats
What does a cat like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
Train
What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.
Lawyers
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own
pockets.
Cats
Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.
Silence
Silence isn't always golden, sometimes it's guilt!
Snooker
Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.
Enthusiasm
Diner: Waiter, why do you call this Enthusiasm stew?
Waiter: Because the chef has put everything she's got into it.