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Joke Topic - 'Committees'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Committees'.

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How many MP's does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.


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Snowmen

Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says "can you smell carrots?".
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Sharpest

He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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Frogs

What do you call a frog who works as a spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?' 'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'
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Cash

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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Cabbage

What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.
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Tourists

What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it's own trunk.
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Opinions

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
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For Granted

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.

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