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Joke Topic - 'Committees'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Committees'.


How many MP's does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

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Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.

Middle Name

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ima who?
Ima gonna break down this door if you don't open it!


In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.


Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got


Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.


Why don't the police ever arrest skeletons?
Because it's difficult to pin anything on them.


Did you hear about the vampire's new dog?
It's a bloodhound!


Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.

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