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Joke Topic - 'Committed'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Committed'.

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The murderer certainly was ruthless when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.


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A Comedian

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.
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Cows

What do you call it when cows fight a battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
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Medication

Is it time for your medication or mine?
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The Titanic

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.
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Ghosts

Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.
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Karate

Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.
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Skeletons

Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.
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Rome

How do we know that Rome was built at night?
Because all the books say it wasn't built in a day!
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!

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