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Joke Topic - 'Committed'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Committed'.


The murderer certainly was ruthless when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.

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A Comedian

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.


What do you call it when cows fight a battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.


Is it time for your medication or mine?

The Titanic

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.


Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.


Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.


Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.


How do we know that Rome was built at night?
Because all the books say it wasn't built in a day!

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!

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