Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Ghosts
What game do young ghosts like to play?
Hide and shriek!
Clumsiness
Clumsiness is catching
- no, dropping
A Crime Wave
Did you hear about the crooked mermaid?
She was arrested for starting a crime wave.
Cars
'You wouldn't think I'd bought this car second-hand, would you?'
'No, I thought you'd made it yourself.'
Human
To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.
Christmas
In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.
Nice
What a nice approach. Now let's see your departure.
Live
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.
Drunks
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!