Joke Topic - 'Commentator'

What game do young ghosts like to play?
Hide and shriek!

Clumsiness is catching
- no, dropping

Did you hear about the crooked mermaid?
She was arrested for starting a crime wave.

'You wouldn't think I'd bought this car second-hand, would you?'
'No, I thought you'd made it yourself.'

To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.

In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.

What a nice approach. Now let's see your departure.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!