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Joke Topic - 'Coming In'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Coming In'.

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Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.


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Skeletons

Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.
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Life

If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline
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Cinderella

Why was Cinderella so useless at sport?
Because her coach was a pumpkin.
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Supermodels

How many supermodels does it take to change a light bulb?
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"
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Sports

What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head?
Jim
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Cows

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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Blondes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alpabetical order.
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Dog

"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
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Antiques

A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."

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