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Joke Topic - 'Coming In'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Coming In'.


Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.

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Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.


Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.


Doctor, Doctor I've got rotten teeth, bad breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!


Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.

A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.


Where does a duck go when he gets sick?
The ductor.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris who?
Doris open.
Come on in!


Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.


Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

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