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Joke Topic - 'Coming In'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Coming In'.

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Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.


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Eggs

How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
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Chicken

What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
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Christmas

Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
A. Sandy Claws.
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Driving

Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
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Bird

Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?
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Beer

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
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Leave You Alone

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I leave you alone?
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Girlfriends

What did the firefly say to his girlfriend?
You light up my life.

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