Joke Topic - 'Coming In'

He supports bacteria; it's the only culture he has.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.

Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
Gouldilocks.

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?

We have a Blonde where I work, who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labor is a Mexican.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you very much.

What's green, has four legs and two trunks?
Two seasick tourists.

How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.

Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!