Joke Topic - 'Coming In'

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.

I knew that I must be drunk when I started feeling sophisticated - and couldn't pronounce it.

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.

If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while

Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond.

Prunes give you a run for your money.

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.