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Joke Topic - 'Coming In'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Coming In'.


Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.

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A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.


He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.


Brian: (eating his lunch at school)Teacher, I've got a bone stuck in my throat.
Teacher: Are you choking?
Brian: No, I'm serious.

Pick Your Friends

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.


Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.


Why is it that drunks never spill drinks on other drunks?

Black And White

What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.


Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?


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