Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Skeletons
Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.
Life
If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline
Cinderella
Why was Cinderella so useless at sport?
Because her coach was a pumpkin.
Supermodels
How many supermodels does it take to change a light bulb?
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"
Sports
What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head?
Jim
Cows
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Blondes
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alpabetical order.
Dog
"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
Antiques
A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known
collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."