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Joke Topic - 'Coming In'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Coming In'.

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Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.


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Supports

He supports bacteria; it's the only culture he has.
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Surrealists

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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Three Bears

Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
Gouldilocks.
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Paranoid

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?
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Blondes

We have a Blonde where I work, who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labor is a Mexican.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you very much.
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Seasick

What's green, has four legs and two trunks?
Two seasick tourists.
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Light Bulbs

How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
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Wedding

Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!

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