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Joke Topic - 'Coming In'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Coming In'.

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Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.


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Elephants

A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.
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Stupid

He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.
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School

Brian: (eating his lunch at school)Teacher, I've got a bone stuck in my throat.
Teacher: Are you choking?
Brian: No, I'm serious.
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Pick Your Friends

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
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Dentists

Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.
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Drunk

Why is it that drunks never spill drinks on other drunks?
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Black And White

What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?
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