Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Eggs
How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
Chicken
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
Christmas
Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
A. Sandy Claws.
Driving
Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
Bird
Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?
Beer
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
Leave You Alone
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I leave you alone?
Girlfriends
What did the firefly say to his girlfriend?
You light up my life.