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Joke Topic - 'Coming In'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Coming In'.

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Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.


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Octopus

Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.
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Farmer

Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I've got rotten teeth, bad breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!
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Overweight

Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.
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A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
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Ducks

Where does a duck go when he gets sick?
The ductor.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris open.
Come on in!
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Elves

Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.
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Wonder

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

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