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Joke Topic - 'Coming In'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Coming In'.
Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.
Who's there
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.
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Eggs
How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
Chicken
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
A cuckoo cluck.
Christmas
Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
A. Sandy Claws.
A. Sandy Claws.
Driving
Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
Bird
Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.
Because it was a bald eagle.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?
Beer
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
Leave You Alone
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I leave you alone?
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I leave you alone?
Girlfriends
What did the firefly say to his girlfriend?
You light up my life.
You light up my life.
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