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Joke Topic - 'Comedians'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Comedians'.

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My brother said, 'I've just been reading a book about Samson. He was an amazing comedian.',br> I said, 'Was he really?'
My brother said, 'Yes, he brought the house down.'
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When are doctors just like comedians?
When they have you in stitches.


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Florist

Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.
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Skeletons

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
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Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.
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Christmas

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A merry Christmas to ewe.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nova.
Nova who?
Nova look back.
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Deaf

I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.
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Cargo

Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment?
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Boa Constrictors

Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.
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Snow

Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.

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