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Joke Topic - 'Comedians'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Comedians'.


My brother said, 'I've just been reading a book about Samson. He was an amazing comedian.',br> I said, 'Was he really?'
My brother said, 'Yes, he brought the house down.'

When are doctors just like comedians?
When they have you in stitches.

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Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.


Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.

Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.


How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A merry Christmas to ewe.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nova who?
Nova look back.


I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.


Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment?

Boa Constrictors

Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.


Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.

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