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Joke Topic - 'Comedians' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Comedians'.
My brother said, 'I've just been reading a book about Samson. He was an amazing comedian.' br>I said, 'Was he really?'
My brother said, 'Yes, he brought the house down.'
2>My brother said, 'Yes, he brought the house down.'
What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.
1>Peels of laughter.
What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun.
1>They had a feast of fun.
When are doctors just like comedians?
When they have you in stitches.
1>When they have you in stitches.
Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.
1>Attila the Fun.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Pessimists
How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light bulb?
'What's the point? It'll only blow again.'
1>'What's the point? It'll only blow again.'
Computers
I haven't lost my mind. It's backed up on tape somewhere.
1>Car Drivers
A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed camera.
1>Horses
What do you call a horse that has Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
1>A zebra.
Waiters
Waiter to customer: 'I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?'
1>Teachers
School children march over new teachers
1>Garlic
Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but look thinner from a distance.
1>You don't actually lose weight, but look thinner from a distance.
Kangaroos
What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.
1>A kangaroo.
Cafeterias
Did you hear about the idiot who thought that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria?
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