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Joke Topic - 'Comedian'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Comedian'.

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What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.
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What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun.
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Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.


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Restaurants

Here's a question:
What do restaurants do with frog arms?
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ifor.
Ifor who?
Iforgot my key.
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Girlfriends

What did the undertaker say to his new girlfriend?
Em-balmy about you.
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Snooker

Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.
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Computers

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
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Whales

Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
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Chickens

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A chicken that lays down.
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Horses

Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.
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Railway

Please don't cross the railway lines, they take hours to unravel

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