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Joke Topic - 'Comedian'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Comedian'.


What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.

What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun.

Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.

Teddy Bear

How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!


He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.


How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many can you afford?


To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.


Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.

Light Bulbs

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.

A Horse

What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.

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