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Joke Topic - 'Comedian'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Comedian'.


What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.

What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun.

Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.

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Here's a question:
What do restaurants do with frog arms?

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ifor who?
Iforgot my key.


What did the undertaker say to his new girlfriend?
Em-balmy about you.


Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.


If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.


Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.


What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A chicken that lays down.


Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.


Please don't cross the railway lines, they take hours to unravel

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