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Joke Topic - 'Comedian'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Comedian'.

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What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.
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What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun.
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Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.


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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.
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Food

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
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Teddy Bear

How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!
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Sharpest

He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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Lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many can you afford?
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Human

To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.
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Toaster

Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.
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Light Bulbs

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.
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A Horse

What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.

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