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Joke Topic - 'Coma'


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President Bush falls into a coma and awakes 3 years later. His advisors explain he has been in a coma for 3 years, and Quayle took over. Bush asks how Quayle is doing, and his advisors say, ok but inflation is a bit high. Bush says, well I remember stamps were 25 cents, how much do they cost now?
His advisor says 500 yen.


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Did you hear that the local food factory is not going to make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.
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What do you call a dry parrot?
Polyunsaturated.
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Sharpest

He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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Cannibals

What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun.
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Students

How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
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Dishwasher

My wife thinks she should have a dishwasher.
You're lucky. Mine thinks she married one.
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School

Brian: (eating his lunch at school)Teacher, I've got a bone stuck in my throat.
Teacher: Are you choking?
Brian: No, I'm serious.
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Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harriet.
Harriet who?
Harriet my lunch so now I'm hungry.
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Mice

What has three tails, twelve legs and can't see?
Three blind mice.

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