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Joke Topic - 'Coma'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Coma'.


President Bush falls into a coma and awakes 3 years later. His advisors explain he has been in a coma for 3 years, and Quayle took over. Bush asks how Quayle is doing, and his advisors say, ok but inflation is a bit high. Bush says, well I remember stamps were 25 cents, how much do they cost now?
His advisor says 500 yen.

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