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Joke Topic - 'Colors'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Colors'.

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What colors would you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue.


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Cows

What type of events do cows like to go to?
Barn Dances.
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Bees

What type of a bee is always complaining?
A grumble bee!
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Restaurant

A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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Doctors

What did the doctor say to the tonsil?
You look so cute, I would like to take you out.
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Work

I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Secret Agents

What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.
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Fish

Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
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Tiger

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A stripey jumper.

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