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Joke Topic - 'Colors'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Colors'.

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What colors would you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue.


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Snowman

What do you call a snowman in the summertime?
A puddle!
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Teachers

Teacher: Take this sentence: "I don't have no fun at the weekend." How should I correct this?
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.
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Computers

How do you make friends with a computer
Bit by bit.
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Julius Caesar

What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'
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Fathers

George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.
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Cows

What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.
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Water

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.
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Stupid

It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you need to be!
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Squashed

Did you hear about the glow-worm that got squashed?
It was de-lighted.

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