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Joke Topic - 'Colors'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Colors'.


What colors would you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue.

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Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.


What is nine feet tall, has fur covering all its body, and never answers 'yes' to a question?
The abdominable no-man.


What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.


Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement.


What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.

A Hunch

Bill: I have a hunch.
David: Really? I thought you were just round-shouldered.


What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Henry VIII

King Henry VIII went to heaven. St Peter said, 'Tell me, why did you have so many different wives?'
Henry said, 'I like to' chop and change.'


How do you make anti-freeze?
Send her to the North Pole.

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