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Joke Topic - 'Colors'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Colors'.
What colors would you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue.
The sun rose and the wind blue.
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Skeletons
What do you call a skeleton who doesn't want to work?
A lazybones.
A lazybones.
Light Bulbs
How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
Proverb
He believes in an old proverb — early to bed and stay there.
Parliament
Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.
Leave You Alone
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I leave you alone?
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I leave you alone?
Ducks
What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.
A robber duckie.
Barbers
Why do ex-barbers make such good parcel delivery drivers?
They know all the short cuts.
They know all the short cuts.
Vampires
What do you call a young woman who likes to hunt vampires?
A Miss Stake.
A Miss Stake.
Skeletons
What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
Spareribs.
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