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Joke Topic - 'Colors'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Colors'.

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What colors would you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue.


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Skeletons

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
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Witches

Which witch can you take to lunch?
A sandwich.
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Golf Caddy

John: I hear that you lost your job as a golf caddy?
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop myself laughing.
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Bees

What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A bee with a cold.
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Cookies

Why did the cookie visit a doctor?
Because he felt crummy.
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Change

Boy: Can you change twenty pence for me?
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.
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A Mouse

How do you get a mouse to fly?
Buy it a plane ticket.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what's in this stuff?'
'It's bean soup, sir.'
'I asked for its recipe, not its history.'
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Jokes

He finds knock-knock jokes challenging.

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