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Joke Topic - 'Colors'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Colors'.

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What colors would you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue.


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Dogs

Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
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Abdominable

What is nine feet tall, has fur covering all its body, and never answers 'yes' to a question?
The abdominable no-man.
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Count

What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.
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Politicians

Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement.
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Elephants

What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.
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A Hunch

Bill: I have a hunch.
David: Really? I thought you were just round-shouldered.
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Scared

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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Henry VIII

King Henry VIII went to heaven. St Peter said, 'Tell me, why did you have so many different wives?'
Henry said, 'I like to' chop and change.'
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Aunties

How do you make anti-freeze?
Send her to the North Pole.

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