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Joke Topic - 'College'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'College'.

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Bill: So your son is at college. . . what's he going to be when he gets through?
Father: A pensioner.
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Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.
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How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
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What key went to college?
A Yale.


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Postmen

Postmen awarded a £2 million pay rise
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School

Teacher: Today I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
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Zoo

What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.
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Arrows

What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!
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Doctors

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda doctor's orders at the moment.
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Chickens

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down.
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Wife

My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.
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Parliament

Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.
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Magician

He's a magician. He can turn absolutely anything into an argument.

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