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Joke Topic - 'College'
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'College'.
Bill: So your son is at college. . . what's he going to be when he gets through?
Father: A pensioner.
Father: A pensioner.
Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.
He won a collarship.
How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
What key went to college?
A Yale.
A Yale.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Window Shopping
George: I went window shopping this morning.
Dave: Did you get anything?
George: Yes. I bought four windows.
Dave: Did you get anything?
George: Yes. I bought four windows.
Brains
Father: I think our son gets all his brains from me...
Mother: Probably - I still have all mine.
Mother: Probably - I still have all mine.
Stupid
He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.
Candles
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo.
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.
Who's there?
Pablo.
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.
Vampires
Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.
He especially liked the vaultz.
Bankers
Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.
He lost interest.
Rome
How do we know that Rome was built at night?
Because all the books say it wasn't built in a day!
Because all the books say it wasn't built in a day!
Kleptomaniac
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Mice
What do mice use to avoid bad breath?
Mousewash.
Mousewash.
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