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Joke Topic - 'College'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'College'.

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Bill: So your son is at college. . . what's he going to be when he gets through?
Father: A pensioner.
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Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.
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How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
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What key went to college?
A Yale.
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Why did the lightbulb not go to college?
Because it wasn't very bright.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Elves

Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.
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Blisters

Some people are like blisters
- they appear when the work is done
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Dentist

What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.
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Trees

What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.
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Doctors

My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'
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Waiters

Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
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Personality

You have a striking personality. How long has it been on strike?
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Horses

When does a horse usually neigh?
Whinny wants to!
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Scottish

What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

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