Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Bathing
Jane: Where do you bathe?
Billy: In the spring.
Jane: I said where, not when.
Witches
Which witch can you take to lunch?
A sandwich.
Breed
What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.
Half A Mind
Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
Doctors
"Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed the film from my camera."
"Well, let's hope nothing develops."
Shoes
What kind of shoes are made from banana skins?
Slippers.
Women Drivers
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
Lawyers
Where there's a will, there's a happy Lawyer!
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God.
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...