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Joke Topic - 'College'

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'College'.


Bill: So your son is at college. . . what's he going to be when he gets through?
Father: A pensioner.

Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.

How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.

What key went to college?
A Yale.

Why did the lightbulb not go to college?
Because it wasn't very bright.

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What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.


What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.


My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'


Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?


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When does a horse usually neigh?
Whinny wants to!


What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

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