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Joke Topic - 'College'
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'College'.
Bill: So your son is at college. . . what's he going to be when he gets through?
Father: A pensioner.
Father: A pensioner.
Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.
He won a collarship.
How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
What key went to college?
A Yale.
A Yale.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Postmen
Postmen awarded a £2 million pay rise
School
Teacher: Today I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
Zoo
What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.
A key to the zoo.
Arrows
What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!
Doctors
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda doctor's orders at the moment.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda doctor's orders at the moment.
Chickens
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down.
A bird that lays down.
Wife
My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.
Parliament
Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.
Magician
He's a magician. He can turn absolutely anything into an argument.
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