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Joke Topic - 'College'
Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'College'.
Bill: So your son is at college. . . what's he going to be when he gets through?
Father: A pensioner.
Father: A pensioner.
Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.
He won a collarship.
How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
What key went to college?
A Yale.
A Yale.
Why did the lightbulb not go to college?
Because it wasn't very bright.
Because it wasn't very bright.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Elves
Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.
A. He used elf raising flour.
Blisters
Some people are like blisters
- they appear when the work is done
- they appear when the work is done
Dentist
What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.
The tooth ferry.
Trees
What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.
A meringue-utan.
Doctors
My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'
Waiters
Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
Personality
You have a striking personality. How long has it been on strike?
Horses
When does a horse usually neigh?
Whinny wants to!
Whinny wants to!
Scottish
What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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