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Joke Topic - 'College'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'College'.

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Bill: So your son is at college. . . what's he going to be when he gets through?
Father: A pensioner.
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Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.
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How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
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What key went to college?
A Yale.
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Why did the lightbulb not go to college?
Because it wasn't very bright.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Bathing

Jane: Where do you bathe?
Billy: In the spring.
Jane: I said where, not when.
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Witches

Which witch can you take to lunch?
A sandwich.
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Breed

What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.
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Half A Mind

Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
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Doctors

"Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed the film from my camera."
"Well, let's hope nothing develops."
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Shoes

What kind of shoes are made from banana skins?
Slippers.
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Women Drivers

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
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Lawyers

Where there's a will, there's a happy Lawyer!
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God.
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...

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