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Joke Topic - 'College'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'College'.

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Bill: So your son is at college. . . what's he going to be when he gets through?
Father: A pensioner.
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Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.
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How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
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What key went to college?
A Yale.


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Window Shopping

George: I went window shopping this morning.
Dave: Did you get anything?
George: Yes. I bought four windows.
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Brains

Father: I think our son gets all his brains from me...
Mother: Probably - I still have all mine.
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Stupid

He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.
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Candles

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo.
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.
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Bankers

Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.
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Rome

How do we know that Rome was built at night?
Because all the books say it wasn't built in a day!
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Kleptomaniac

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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Mice

What do mice use to avoid bad breath?
Mousewash.

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