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Joke Topic - 'Colds'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Colds'.

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Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!


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Biscuits

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?
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Blondes

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.
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Cats

What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?
Kitty
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Skunk

Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.
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Bank

Bill: What's the name of your bank?
George: Piggy.
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Lawyers

Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
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Pigs

Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.
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Kissed

What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!

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