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Joke Topic - 'Colds'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Colds'.


Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.


People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.


What does a cat like to eat for dessert?
Mice pudding!


The judge said to the dentist: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"

Santa Claus

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.


If athletes get athletes' foot. what disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.


What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.

Light Bulbs

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.


Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.

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