Joke Topic - 'Colds'

What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday night?
Tell her a joke on thursday...

Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'

What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Father: I think our son gets all his brains from me...
Mother: Probably - I still have all mine.

What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.