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Joke Topic - 'Colds'


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Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!


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Australians

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.
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Mosquito

People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.
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Dessert

What does a cat like to eat for dessert?
Mice pudding!
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Judge

The judge said to the dentist: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"
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Santa Claus

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
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Athletes

If athletes get athletes' foot. what disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
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Octopus

What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.
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Light Bulbs

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.
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Dandruff

Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.

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