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Joke Topic - 'Cold'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Cold'.

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Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter wrap up well - it's cold out here.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Count Dracula

What does Count Dracula like to do every morning at eleven?
Take a coffin-break.
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Opinions

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
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Cannibals

What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host.
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Ants

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
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Pilot

Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.
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Lion

Knock knock
Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail.
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Doctors

Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I look at your notes.
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Bars

What do you call a woman who goes into a bar and starts to juggle with the drinks?
Beatrix (beer tricks).
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Doctor

Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Well, sit down and don't stir yourself.

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