Joke Topic - 'Cold'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Cold'.

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter wrap up well - it's cold out here.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.

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Golf

You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.

Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.

Famous last words: Don`t worry, I can handle it.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!

Did you hear what happened when the cows refused to be milked?
There was udder chaos.

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