Joke Topic - 'Cold'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Cold'.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken, who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.

Knock, knock.
Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.

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Waiter, waiter, what's on the menu tonight?
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What would you get if you crossed a trumpet and a serpent?
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Doctor: Are you a light sleeper?
Patient: No, I always sleep in the dark.