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Joke Topic - 'Cold' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Cold'.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.
Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken, who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken, who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
Knock, knock.
Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!
Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.
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Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.
Because they can't remember long stories.
Disagree
I could not disagree with you less.
Cannibals
Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.
Office Parties
You know you're having a bad day when everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
Maths
Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
Because it had so many problems.
Kings
Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.
Because he was the ruler.
Look
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Television
What type of television did the ghost buy?
A wide-scream TV.
A wide-scream TV.
Sking
Old skiers never die. They just go downhill.