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Joke Topic - 'Cold'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Cold'.

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Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter wrap up well - it's cold out here.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Money

Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.
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Duck

What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
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Computers

What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A machine that has a bark worse than its byte.
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Clown

What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.
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Steak

Why was the butcher so worried?
His job was at steak.
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Cats

Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
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Boyfriend

Mary: My boyfriend has a very nice personality.
Jane: My boyfriend's not very handsome either.
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Drunk

The drunker I sit here, the longer I get.
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Computers

Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.

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