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Joke Topic - 'Cold'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Cold'.


Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter who?
Butter wrap up well - it's cold out here.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in it's cold out here.

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Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.


If at first you don't succeed, try management.


When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.


Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."


My brother said, 'Mum, I'm feeling sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'


You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You're not paid enough to worry.


What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.


Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm developing a split personality.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.


Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.

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