Joke Topic - 'Coke'

We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.

What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.

What did one computer say to the other computer?
You've got a nice interface.

Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours.

My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'

Why did the human cannon ball consider himself a failure?
Because he was always being fired.

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.

Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.

Teacher: What is the name given to the small rivers that flow into the river Nile?
William: The Juve-Niles?