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Joke Topic - 'Coke'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Coke'.


I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up

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What is vicious, Victorian and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.


What kind of books do owls like to read?


Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.


Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.


Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.


Prunes give you a run for your money.


How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.


Judge: "Do you wish to challenge any of the jury?
Prisoner: "Well, I think I can lick that little fellow on this end..."

The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.

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