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Joke Topic - 'Coke'


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I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up


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Victorian

What is vicious, Victorian and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.
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Birds

What kind of books do owls like to read?
Whoo-dunnits.
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Donuts

Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Drunks

Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.
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Prunes

Prunes give you a run for your money.
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Moles

How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.
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Judges

Judge: "Do you wish to challenge any of the jury?
Prisoner: "Well, I think I can lick that little fellow on this end..."
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The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.

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