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Joke Topic - 'Coke'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Coke'.

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I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up


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Elephants

What is very large, grey and mutters?
A mumbo-jumbo.
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Rabbits

What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
A hip hopper.
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Mice

My mother in law called today...
I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door all the mice threw themselves on the traps!
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Soup

Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.
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Retiring

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
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Dogs

Please help me find my lost dog. Here is his description:
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
Answers to the name "Lucky"
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Lawyers

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.
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Holidays

What is grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.
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Prisoners

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

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