Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Scarf
What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I'll just hang around.
Pigs
Diner: Can you ask the chef if he has pigs' feet.
Waiter: Not me. I want to keep this job.
Biscuits
Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.
Football
Football is only a game - until your team loses.
Business Consultant
An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.
Cats
And now spell mousetrap in three letters.
C, A, T
The Right Place
He's always in the right place, but at the wrong time.
Politicians
A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.
Students
I is a university student