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Joke Topic - 'Coffins' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Coffins'.

A commercial traveler was passing through a small town when he came upon a huge funeral procession.
'Who died?' he asked a nearby local.
'I'm not sure,' replied the local, 'but I think it's the one in the coffin.'

How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.

What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.

Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Cars

'You wouldn't think I'd bought this car second-hand, would you?'
'No, I thought you'd made it yourself.'

Birds

What kind of bird is always on its knees?
A bird of prey.

Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I've been here before.
Oh, no, not you again.

Scary

What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!

Money

Highwayman to the traveler: Your money or your life!
Traveler: Take my life, I'm saving up.

Life

If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline

Schools

Brian: (eating his lunch at school) teacher, I've got a bone stuck in my throat.
Teacher: Are you choking?
Brian: No, I'm serious.

Pilots

Why did the pilot visit the psychiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.

King Kong

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.