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Joke Topic - 'Coffin'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Coffin'.

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A commercial traveller was passing through a small town when he came upon a huge funeral procession.
"Who died?" he asked a nearby local.
"I'm not sure," replied the local, " but I think it's the one in the coffin."
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How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.
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What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
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Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.


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Witches

Which witch can you take to lunch?
A sandwich.
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Vampires

Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.
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Mediocre

Only the mediocre are always at their best
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Ghosts

What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peeka-boo.
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Cats

What did the cat do after he had eaten some cheese?
He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.
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Frogs

What do you call a frog who works as a spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
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In Charge

A HUSBAND: The man who knows he is in charge, and has his wife's permission to say so.
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Police

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door and let me come in.
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Bananas

What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.

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