A commercial traveller was passing through a small town when he came upon a huge funeral procession.
"Who died?" he asked a nearby local.
"I'm not sure," replied the local, " but I think it's the one in the coffin."
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Witches
Which witch can you take to lunch?
A sandwich.
Vampires
Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.
Mediocre
Only the mediocre are always at their best
Ghosts
What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peeka-boo.
Cats
What did the cat do after he had eaten some cheese?
He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.
Frogs
What do you call a frog who works as a spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
In Charge
A HUSBAND: The man who knows he is in charge, and has his wife's permission to say so.
Police
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door and let me come in.
Bananas
What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.