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Joke Topic - 'Coffee' - 15 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 15 jokes on the topic - 'Coffee'.

'I get a sharp pain in my nose every time I drink a cup of coffee.
'Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?'
A guy in a restaurant says to the waitress, 'I want a cup of coffee without cream.' A few minutes later, the waitress returns and says, 'I'm sorry, but we've run out of cream. Would you mind taking your coffee without milk?'
Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.
In any office, you can always tell who the boss is. He's the one who watches the clock during your coffee break.
My uncle came in white as a sheet. He said, 'I've just seen a ghost. Make me a stiff drink.'
I said, 'Alright, I'll put some starch in the coffee.'
Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Do perk up, and don't be such a drip.
Pay attention to the panhandler who asks you for a dime for a cup of coffee. Give it to him. Then, follow him and find out where they still sell coffee for a dime.
The fifteen-minute morning coffee break is when your employees take a break from doing nothing.
Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
' Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'
What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.
What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
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