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Joke Topic - 'Coffee Beans'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Coffee Beans'.

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Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.


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Cows

What is a cow's favorite city in America?
Moo York City.
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Eagles

Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.
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Chosen

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Minnie.
Minnie who?
Minnie are called but few are chosen.
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Cafeteria

Did you hear about the idiot who thought that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria?
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A Voice

What do you call a boy who can make a voice sound louder?
Mike.
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Ghosts

Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!
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Call

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.
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Chicken

DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.
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Bugs

What kind of bugs are found in clocks?
Ticks.

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