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Joke Topic - 'Coffee Beans'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Coffee Beans'.


Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.

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What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.


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How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!


Did you hear about the blacksmith who was taken to court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.


Why does a woman say she's been shopping even when she hasn't bought a thing?

A Zebra

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Striped sausages.


I keep trying to write a song about drinking but I just can't get past the first few bars.


Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!


Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.


You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

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