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Joke Topic - 'Coffee Beans'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Coffee Beans'.

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Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.


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Dogs

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!
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Blacksmith

Did you hear about the blacksmith who was taken to court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.
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Shopping

Why does a woman say she's been shopping even when she hasn't bought a thing?
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A Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.
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Song

I keep trying to write a song about drinking but I just can't get past the first few bars.
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Cold

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Piano

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

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