Joke Topic - 'Coffee Beans'

Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day

DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.

What type of driver doesn't need a license?
A screw driver.

What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"

Christmas - A holiday in which neither the past nor the future is of as much interest as the present.

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.