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Joke Topic - 'Coffee' - Page 2 - With 3 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Coffee'.
What kind of coffee do vampires like to drink?
Decoffinated.
1>Decoffinated.
What should you do if your coffeemaker becomes depressed?
Try to perk it up.
1>Try to perk it up.
Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.
1>He was grounded.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Witches
How does a witch know what time it is?
With a witch watch.
1>With a witch watch.
Parrots
What do you call the place where parrots go to make movies?
Pollywood.
1>Pollywood.
Blondes
Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps, and she didn't know how to cook them?
1>Zebras
Why was the zebra made leader of the animal army?
Because he was the one with the most stripes.
1>Because he was the one with the most stripes.
Bananas
Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.
1>Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.
Snakes
What do you get if you cross a snake and a Lego set?
A boa constructor.
1>A boa constructor.
Eating
What do huge sea monsters like to eat?
Fish and ships!
1>Fish and ships!
Bosses
We call our boss the caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
He got where he is today by crawling.
1>Why do they call him that?
He got where he is today by crawling.
Witches
How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.
1>She had a dizzy spell.