Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, after a lousy summer
Bananas
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
Snowballs
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who threw the snowball at me?
Bananas
Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.
Houses
A man's house is his hassle.
Mummies
Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!
Computers
Hardware,
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
Rich
'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?'
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'
Snooker
What is the difference between a gardener and a snooker player?
One minds his peas, and the other minds his cues.