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Joke Topic - 'Coats' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Coats'.

I've got a bad stomach.
Well, just keep your coat on, and no one will notice.
What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.

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Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, after a lousy summer

Bananas

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.

Snowballs

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who threw the snowball at me?

Bananas

Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.

Houses

A man's house is his hassle.

Mummies

Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!

Computers

Hardware,
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

Rich

'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?'
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'

Snooker

What is the difference between a gardener and a snooker player?
One minds his peas, and the other minds his cues.
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