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Joke Topic - 'Coat'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Coat'.

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I've got a bad stomach.
Well just keep your coat on and on one will notice.
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What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.


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Antiques

A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."
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Exits

Exits are on the way out
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Tuba

How do you clean a tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste.
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Whale

Where would you go if you wanted to weigh a whale?
To the the whale way station!
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, what can I do about my broken leg?
Limp.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde get on the roof?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.
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Scottish

Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.
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Husband

I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.
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Vampires

What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.

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