Joke Topic - 'Coat'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Coat'.

I've got a bad stomach.
Well just keep your coat on and on one will notice.

What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Honest

What do you call an honest lawyer?
Hypothetical.

I've got a good idea.
It must be beginner's luck.

What do you give a sick parrot?
Tweetment.

What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.

Why can't you keep any secrets in a bank?
Because of all the tellers.

Too few of the bucks stop here.

Why was the piano player arrested?
He struck a chord.

Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.

How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12

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