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Joke Topic - 'Clumsiness'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Clumsiness'.


Clumsiness is catching
- no, dropping

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Mary: Our dog is just like one of the family.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.


How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.


Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.


Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.


Lawyers are people who can write a ten thousand word document and call it a brief.


Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.

Santa Claus

Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.


Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.


Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"

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