Joke Topic - 'Clumsiness'

My brother saw a witch riding on a broomstick. He said, 'What are you doing on that?'
The witch said, 'My best friend's got the vacuum cleaner.'

You know you're having a bad day when everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.

What is black and white and hard all over?
An exam paper.

I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west!

Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts.

You know you're having a bad day when - Your income tax refund check bounces.

Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.

I'm not as you think as you drunk I am.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.