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Joke Topic - 'Clown'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Clown'.

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What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.
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Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.


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Dentists

What does a dentist call x-rays?
tooth-pics.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the two ghosts who fell madly in love?
It was love at first fright.
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Dogs

What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bridge.
Now then, what's come over you?
Two cars and a truck.
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Marriage

Nothing causes more arguments in the home than marriage.
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Lawyer

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
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Cats

Did you hear about the cat that fell in the yogurt?
He's a sour puss now.
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Bees

What is at the back of a bee?
It's bee-hind.
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Elephants

How do you make an elephant stew?
Keep him waiting a couple of hours.

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