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Joke Topic - 'Clown'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Clown'.

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What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.
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Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.


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Christmas

You know it must be summer when you see Hamish throwing his Christmas tree away.
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A Pack Of Cards

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'
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Dogs

Veterinarian: Has your dog ever had fleas?
Little Boy: No, just puppies!
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A Mouse

How do you get a mouse to fly?
Buy it a plane ticket.
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Santa Claus

Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.
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Parliament

Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.
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Baseball

In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.
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A Tropical Fruit

What do you get if you cross a tropical fruit with a cartoon character?
Papaya the Sailor Man.
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Ghosts

Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.

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