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Joke Topic - 'Clown'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Clown'.

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What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.
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Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.


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Birds

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.
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Light Bulbs

How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Cars

What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.
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Exams

Father: Well son, how are your exam results?
Son: They're all under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: They're all under C level.
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Disinformation

Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
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Politicians

Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.
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Marriage

Nothing causes more arguments in the home than marriage.
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Farmers

In college I'm studying Pharmacy - because I've always wanted to be a farmer.
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Sausages

Did you hear that the local food factory is not going to make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.

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