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Joke Topic - 'Clothes'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Clothes'.

Her clothes are so loud that they should have a volume control.
Patient: What's the best way to avoid getting wrinkles?
Doctor: Don't sleep in your clothes.
What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.
You know you're having a bad day when you try to pick up the clothes you wore home from the party last night, but there aren't any.

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