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Joke Topic - 'Clothes'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Clothes'.
Her clothes are so loud, they should come with a volume control.
Patient: What's the best way to avoid getting wrinkles?
Doctor: Don't sleep in your clothes.
Doctor: Don't sleep in your clothes.
What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.
He takes a meteor shower.
You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Perfume
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
The Future
The future isn't what it used to be.
Hole
He's a few yards short of the hole.
Sharks
What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!
Fish and ships!
Intelligent
Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here. - J.T. Kirk
Vampires
Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.
Because they make themselves cross.
Having A Bad Day
You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.
Elephants
How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't: you get down from a duck!
You don't: you get down from a duck!
Cow
what do you get if you cross a cow with a mule?
Milk with a kick to it.
Milk with a kick to it.
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