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Joke Topic - 'Clothes'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Clothes'.

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Her clothes are so loud, they should come with a volume control.
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Patient: What's the best way to avoid getting wrinkles?
Doctor: Don't sleep in your clothes.
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What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.
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You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.


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Perfume

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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The Future

The future isn't what it used to be.
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Hole

He's a few yards short of the hole.
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Sharks

What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!
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Intelligent

Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here. - J.T. Kirk
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Vampires

Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.
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Elephants

How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't: you get down from a duck!
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Cow

what do you get if you cross a cow with a mule?
Milk with a kick to it.

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