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Joke Topic - 'Clothes' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Clothes'.

Her clothes are so loud that they should have a volume control.
Patient: What's the best way to avoid getting wrinkles?
Doctor: Don't sleep in your clothes.
What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.
You know you're having a bad day when you try to pick up the clothes you wore home from the party last night, but there aren't any.

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Work

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

Cinderella

Why was Cinderella dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.

Elections

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.

Idiots

All men are idiots. I married their king.

Live

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri, who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.

Water

What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.

Cows

What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!

Cats

What kind of cats are good at 10-pin bowling?
Alley cats.

Nature

When I look at you, I wonder what Mother Nature had in mind.
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