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Joke Topic - 'Clothes'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Clothes'.

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What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.
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You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.


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Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One, two ! One, two ! One, two ! (think about it)
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Vampires

Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.
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Missing

How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.
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Bees

What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
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Milk Shakes

Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.
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Lawyers

What's a good example of a missed opportunity?
A bus-load of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.
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Birthdays

He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.
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Fool

Are you trying to make a fool out of me?
No, I never like to interfere with nature.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'

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