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Joke Topic - 'Clothes'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Clothes'.


What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.

You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.

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Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One, two ! One, two ! One, two ! (think about it)


Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.


How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.


What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.

Milk Shakes

Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.


What's a good example of a missed opportunity?
A bus-load of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.


He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.


Are you trying to make a fool out of me?
No, I never like to interfere with nature.


Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'

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