Joke Topic - 'Clothes' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Clothes'.

Her clothes are so loud that they should have a volume control.

Patient: What's the best way to avoid getting wrinkles?
Doctor: Don't sleep in your clothes.

What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.

You know you're having a bad day when you try to pick up the clothes you wore home from the party last night, but there aren't any.

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If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

Why was Cinderella dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.

All men are idiots. I married their king.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri, who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.

What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.

What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!

What kind of cats are good at 10-pin bowling?
Alley cats.

When I look at you, I wonder what Mother Nature had in mind.