Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Perfume
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
The Future
The future isn't what it used to be.
Hole
He's a few yards short of the hole.
Sharks
What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!
Intelligent
Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here. - J.T. Kirk
Vampires
Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.
Having A Bad Day
You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.
Elephants
How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't: you get down from a duck!
Cow
what do you get if you cross a cow with a mule?
Milk with a kick to it.