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Joke Topic - 'Clothes'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Clothes'.

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Her clothes are so loud, they should come with a volume control.
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Patient: What's the best way to avoid getting wrinkles?
Doctor: Don't sleep in your clothes.
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What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.
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You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.


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To Err

To err is human to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.
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Salad

What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I think I've gone a funny color.
Nonsense, it's just a pigment of your imagination.
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Apes

Where does a baby ape like to sleep?
In an apricot.
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Bees

What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.
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Girlfriends

I call my girlfriend "Sugar" because she is so refined.
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Ghosts

How does an overweight ghost slim down?
He uses an exorcise bike.
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Santa

Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.
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Remember

Knock, knock.Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow good, I can't remember.

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