Joke Topic - 'Clothes'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Clothes'.

Her clothes are so loud that they should have a volume control.

Patient: What's the best way to avoid getting wrinkles?
Doctor: Don't sleep in your clothes.

What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.

You know you're having a bad day when you try to pick up the clothes you wore home from the party last night, but there aren't any.

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What tool does an ape use to fix a leaking tap?
A monkey wrench.

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.

She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary, so they called her 'Peg'.

'Would you rather a lion ate you or a gorilla?'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'

Who is Great Britain's data compression hero?
Jack the Zipper

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells.

Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.

Why is it not difficult to cheat sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.