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Joke Topic - 'Clocks'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Clocks'.

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Did you hear that the man who invented the clock has written his autobiography?
It's about time.
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Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.
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Have you noticed that your boss is the only one who watches the clock during the coffee break.
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This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'
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What kind of bugs are found in clocks?
Ticks.


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Wife

I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.
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Antlers

Who has large antlers, has a high voice and always wears white gloves?
Mickey Moose.
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Send

When you send a lazergram don't forget the Zap code.
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Teachers

Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
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Bad Luck

Is it bad luck to be superstitious?
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Robbery

What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.
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Artist

What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.
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Spaceships

What do you call a spaceship that is always saying sorry?
An Apollo G.
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Librarians

When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!

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