Joke Topic - 'Clocks' - 9 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 9 jokes on the topic - 'Clocks'.

Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently?
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.

Did you hear that the man who invented the clock has written his autobiography?
It's about time.

Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.

Have you noticed that your boss is the only one who watches the clock during the coffee break?

I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.

This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock, you know.'
My brother said, 'Well, don't get wound up about it.'

What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Look, Ma, no hands!

What has two hands but no fingers?
A Clock.

What kind of bugs are found in clocks?
Ticks.