This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Wife
I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.
Antlers
Who has large antlers, has a high voice and always wears white gloves?
Mickey Moose.
Send
When you send a lazergram don't forget the Zap code.
Teachers
Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
Bad Luck
Is it bad luck to be superstitious?
Robbery
What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.
Artist
What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.
Spaceships
What do you call a spaceship that is always saying sorry?
An Apollo G.
Librarians
When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!