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Joke Topic - 'Clock'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Clock'.

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What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.


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Christmas Day

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.
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Cannibals

Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He wanted to grill his suspects.
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Cannibals

1st Cannibal: Am I late for supper?
2nd Cannibal: Yes everybody's eaten.
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Reincarnation

Reincarnation is making a comeback
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Vampires

What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?
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Judges

Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.
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A Pack Of Cards

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'
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Supports

He supports bacteria; it's the only culture he has.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.

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