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Joke Topic - 'Clock'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Clock'.

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Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.
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What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Look Ma, no hands!
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What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.


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Teachers

Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.
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Brothers

My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'
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Dogs

If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!
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Zombies

Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.
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Restaurants

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
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Police

Why don't the police ever arrest skeletons?
Because it's difficult to pin anything on them.
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Blondes

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.
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Ghosts

Where do ghosts go to get an educated?
High sghoul.
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Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.

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