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Joke Topic - 'Clock'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Clock'.


Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.

What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Look Ma, no hands!

What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.

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We have a Blonde where I work, who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labor is a Mexican.


Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.


The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.


William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!


What does a monster write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.


How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.


What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.


What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.


Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.

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