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Joke Topic - 'Clock'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Clock'.

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Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.
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What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Look Ma, no hands!
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What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.


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Librarians

When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!
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Politicians

There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who don�t need a subject.
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Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
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Boat

Someday my boat will come in
- and with my luck I'll be at the airport
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Death

Death is hereditary
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Horses

The thunder god went for a ride on his favourite horse,
'I'm Thor' he cried.
The horse replied:
'You forgot the thaddle, thilly.'
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Cows

What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!
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Car

My wife's other car is a broomstick
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Dogs

Advert in a newspaper:
Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.

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