Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Librarians
When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!
Politicians
There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who don�t need a subject.
Zebra
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
Boat
Someday my boat will come in
- and with my luck I'll be at the airport
Horses
The thunder god went for a ride on his favourite horse,
'I'm Thor' he cried.
The horse replied:
'You forgot the thaddle, thilly.'
Cows
What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!
Car
My wife's other car is a broomstick
Dogs
Advert in a newspaper:
Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.