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Joke Topic - 'Clock'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Clock'.


What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.

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Christmas Day

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.


Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He wanted to grill his suspects.


1st Cannibal: Am I late for supper?
2nd Cannibal: Yes everybody's eaten.


Reincarnation is making a comeback


What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?


Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.

A Pack Of Cards

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'


He supports bacteria; it's the only culture he has.


Patient: Doctor, doctor I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.

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