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Joke Topic - 'Clock'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Clock'.
Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.
What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Look Ma, no hands!
Look Ma, no hands!
What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.
A Clock.
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Baker
Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
Teeth
What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.
A gummy bear.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.
Well you'd better buy a little pig for it then.
Well you'd better buy a little pig for it then.
Succeed
If at first you don't succeed, try management.
Light Bulbs
How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
Drink
Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
Noah don't.
Noah don't.
Overweight
What do you call an overweight cat?
A flabby tabby.
A flabby tabby.
A Million Dollars
Boy to girl: Wow! You look like a million dollars.
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.
Ticks
What do you call tiny bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!
Luna ticks!
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