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Joke Topic - 'Clock'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Clock'.

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Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.
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What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Look Ma, no hands!
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What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.


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Blondes

We have a Blonde where I work, who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labor is a Mexican.
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Talk

Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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Managers

The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.
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Mistletoe

William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!
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Christmas

What does a monster write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.
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Bachelors

How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.
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Trains

What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.
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Christmas

What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.
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Skeletons

Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.

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