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Joke Topic - 'Clock'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Clock'.


Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.

What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Look Ma, no hands!

What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.

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Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.


My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'


If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!


Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.


Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.


Why don't the police ever arrest skeletons?
Because it's difficult to pin anything on them.


Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.


Where do ghosts go to get an educated?
High sghoul.

Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.

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