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Joke Topic - 'Clock'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Clock'.


Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.

What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Look Ma, no hands!

What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.

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He had a hunch.


What did the cannibal say when he met the famous explorer?
Doctor Livingstone, I consume?

Half A Mind

Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!


Which monks play in the National Hockey League?
The Philadelphia Friars.


If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while


Overheard to a chauffeur: 'James, I'm now ninety and rather bored with life, so I want to commit suicide. Kindly drive over the next cliff.'


What do you call a glove for a baby cat?
A kitten mitten.

Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.

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