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Joke Topic - 'Clock'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Clock'.

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What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.


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Teddy Bears

What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.
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Ghosts

Where does a ghost like to go swimming?
In Lake Eerie.
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Overweight

Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.
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Mother

Rose: My mother wants me married so badly.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Every time I bring a guy home she measures him for a tuxedo.
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Cats

Did you hear about the young cat who went to work for the Red Cross?
She wanted to be a first aid kit.
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Doctor

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?
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Dogs

What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.
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Drunks

I knew that I must be drunk when I started feeling sophisticated - and couldn't pronounce it.
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Pigs

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a bunch of flowers?
It was Valenswine's Day!

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