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Joke Topic - 'Class'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Class'.


Wilma: You remind me of a school closed for vacation.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.

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How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.


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I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.


How is a bird sitting on a fence like a coin?
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.


Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.


Teacher: Take this sentence: "I don't have no fun at the weekend." How should I correct this?
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.

Count Dracula

What does Count Dracula like to do every morning at eleven?
Take a coffin-break.


What's the easiest way to get away from a lawyer?
Buy a faster ambulance.


What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.

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