Here are some randomly selected joke topics
A Stage
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
Insult
Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.
Quarterbacks
Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.
Schizophrenia
You're never alone with schizophrenia
Blondes
How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.
Birds
What kind of books do owls like to read?
Whoo-dunnits.
Fish
What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justine.
Justine who?
Justine time.
Criticism
Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day he'll probably be a parent.