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Joke Topic - 'Class'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Class'.
Wilma: You remind me of a school closed for vacation.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Owl
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl aboard!
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl aboard!
Lawyers
Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
Because it was in a pickle.
Frogs
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
Kermit the Fog.
Baby
What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.
Crookies.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.
The Sun
Q: On what side of a building does the sun always shine?
A: The outside.
A: The outside.
Ducks
What goes "quick, quick"?
A duck with the hiccups.
A duck with the hiccups.
Christmas Trees
Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
They both drop their needles.
Dogs
What did the aardvark call his dog?
Aard-bark!
Aard-bark!
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