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Joke Topic - 'Class'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Class'.

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Wilma: You remind me of a school closed for vacation.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.


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Astronauts

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A: I dont know, and neither does she.
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Encyclopedia

I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.
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Bird

How is a bird sitting on a fence like a coin?
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
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Cats

Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.
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Teachers

Teacher: Take this sentence: "I don't have no fun at the weekend." How should I correct this?
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.
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Count Dracula

What does Count Dracula like to do every morning at eleven?
Take a coffin-break.
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Lawyers

What's the easiest way to get away from a lawyer?
Buy a faster ambulance.
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Frogs

What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.

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