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Joke Topic - 'Class'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Class'.

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Wilma: You remind me of a school closed for vacation.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.


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Owl

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl aboard!
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Lawyers

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
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Frogs

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
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Baby

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.
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The Sun

Q: On what side of a building does the sun always shine?
A: The outside.
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Ducks

What goes "quick, quick"?
A duck with the hiccups.
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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
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Dogs

What did the aardvark call his dog?
Aard-bark!

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