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Joke Topic - 'Class'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Class'.

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Wilma: You remind me of a school closed for vacation.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.


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Dracula

What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'
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Leaving

Are you really leaving or are you only trying to brighten my day?
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King Arthur

Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!
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Waiters

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
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Shoes

If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.
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Dracula

What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
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Golf

The man who takes up golf to take his mind off his 'work' often takes up Work to take his mind off golf.
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Fishing

Do you like fly fishing?
No, I prefer to catch fish.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake that works on a building site?
A boa constructor.

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