Joke Topic - 'Class'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Class'.

Wilma: You remind me of a school closed for vacation.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.

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Cows

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tilly.
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.

What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.

Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."

Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.

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