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Joke Topic - 'Class'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Class'.

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Wilma: You remind me of a school closed for vacation.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.


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Cows

What do you call it when cows fight a battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
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Ape

What do you get if you cross a giant ape with a prisoner?
King Kongvict.
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Faithful

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris open.
Come on in!
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Cars

This is not an abandoned vehicle
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Santa Claus

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.
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Politicians

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
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Pigeons

Did you hear about the pigeon who wanted to buy a famous London landmark?
He put a deposit on Big Ben.
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Prison

Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.

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