Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dracula
What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'
Leaving
Are you really leaving or are you only trying to brighten my day?
King Arthur
Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!
Waiters
Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it
would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
Shoes
If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.
Dracula
What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
Golf
The man who takes up golf to take his mind off his 'work' often takes up Work to take his mind off golf.
Fishing
Do you like fly fishing?
No, I prefer to catch fish.
Snakes
What do you call a snake that works on a building site?
A boa constructor.