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Joke Topic - 'Civil Servants' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Civil Servants'.

How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to complete the paperwork.
How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.
Those three boys are in the schoolyard, bragging about how great their fathers are.
"Well, my dad runs the fastest," says the first one. He can fire an arrow and then run. I swear that he gets there before the arrow does.
"Ha!" says the second one. You think that's quick! My dad likes to hunt. He's fast enough to get there before the bullet hits the target.
The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says: 'You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30, and he is home by 3:45'!!

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