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Joke Topic - 'Circus'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Circus'.

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Did you hear about the man who opened a flea circus?
He started it from scratch.
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Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.
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What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.


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Rich

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
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Scottish

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
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Dogs

Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.
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Zebras

What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.
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Water

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.
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Sewers

Did you hear about this guy who lived right next door to a sewer and killed himself?
The coroner said it was sewercide.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
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Personality

You have a striking personality. How long has it been on strike?
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Supermodels

How many supermodels does it take to change a light bulb?
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"

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