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Joke Topic - 'Circus'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Circus'.


Did you hear about the man who opened a flea circus?
He started it from scratch.

Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.

What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.

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How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."


Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.


Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.


What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.


Did you hear about this guy who lived right next door to a sewer and killed himself?
The coroner said it was sewercide.


Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.


You have a striking personality. How long has it been on strike?


How many supermodels does it take to change a light bulb?
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"

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