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Joke Topic - 'Christmas Presents'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Christmas Presents'.

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Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!
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Who brings Christmas presents to the baby sharks?
Santa jaws.


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Spiders

What do you call two spiders have just been married?
Newlywebs.
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Father Christmas

What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.
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Cinderella

What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.
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Scottish

How did the little Scottie dog feel when he saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.
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A Million Dollars

Boy to girl: Wow! You look like a million dollars.
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.
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Cats

Joe: I've got a cat who can say his own name.
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
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Cows

What TV programme is watched mainly by cows?
Moos At Ten.
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Donuts

Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.

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