Joke Topic - 'Christmas Presents' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Christmas Presents'.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!

What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.

Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!

Who brings Christmas presents to the baby sharks?
Santa jaws.

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What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.

Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.

Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.

If you have nothing to do, please don't do it here.

How do you confuse a blonde?
Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alphabetical order.

Nobody can fix the economy.
Nobody can be trusted with their finger on the button.
Nobody's perfect.
VOTE FOR NOBODY!

Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.

Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.