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Joke Topic - 'Christmas Party'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Christmas Party'.

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How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.


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Lawyers

Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.
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A Big Mouth

What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.
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Cinderella

What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.
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Sheepdog

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
You get collie-flowers.
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Dogs

Why was the dog arrested?
He forgot to pay his barking ticket.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes to drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.
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Mummies

Why are mummies so selfish?
Because they are all wrapped up in themselves.
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Dentists

I don't like my dentist - he's a real bore.
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Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, try management.

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