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Joke Topic - 'Christmas Party'


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How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.
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Cows

What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.
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Porridge

"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.
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Parents

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
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Blondes

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.
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Perfume

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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Birds

Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.
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An Outsider

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
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Kings

When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.

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