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Joke Topic - 'Christmas Eve'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Christmas Eve'.

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What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.


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Mother

Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.
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Inferiority

My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours
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Dentists

When I talk people listen with their mouth open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.
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Shopping

I came, I saw, I did a little shopping
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Christmas

Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low elf esteem.
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Pigs

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.
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Birds

What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
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Omlette

Did you hear about the idiot who thought Hamlet was an omlette served with bacon?
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Will

What do you call a man with legal documents on his head?
Will.

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