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Joke Topic - 'Christmas Eve'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Christmas Eve'.


What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.

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Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.


John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.


History does not repeat itself; historians merely repeat each other.


What children's toy hates to be touched?


What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.


If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.


How do you get a Scotsman to climb onto the roof of his home?
Tell him that the drinks are on the house.

The Alphabet

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

Folk Singers

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.

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