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Joke Topic - 'Christmas Eve'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Christmas Eve'.

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What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.


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Prison

Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.
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Mother

John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.
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History

History does not repeat itself; historians merely repeat each other.
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Toys

What children's toy hates to be touched?
Lego!
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Widow

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
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Shoes

If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.
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Scottish

How do you get a Scotsman to climb onto the roof of his home?
Tell him that the drinks are on the house.
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The Alphabet

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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Folk Singers

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.

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