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Joke Topic - 'Christmas Eve'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Christmas Eve'.

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What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.


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Computers

What do computers like to eat when they are hungry?
Chips.
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Knock Knock

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
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Dentists

Why did the king visit the dentist?
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!
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Aliens

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.
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Candles

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo.
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.
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Boxers

How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
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Bees

What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.
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Girlfriends

GILLIE: Will I lose my looks as I get older?
WILLIE: With luck, yes.
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Answer

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?

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