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Joke Topic - 'Christmas Eve'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Christmas Eve'.

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What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.


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Finish

I never used to be able to finish anything, but now I ....
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Star Wars

Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.
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Insects

What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.
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Snooker

What is the difference between a gardener and a snooker player?
One minds his peas, and the other minds his cues.
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Drums

The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.
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Hills

What do you get if you cross big hills with an electric stove?
A mountain range.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!
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Flies

What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.

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