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Joke Topic - 'Christmas Eve'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Christmas Eve'.

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What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.


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Cows

Q: What do you call a cow that is laying on a barn floor?
A: Ground Beef
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Light Bulbs

How many DIY buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes him two weekends and three trips to the hardware store.
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Scariest

Which are the scariest prehistoric creatures?
Terror dactyls.
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Daughters

Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?
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Eel

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
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Skeletons

How do you make a sad skeleton laugh?
You tickle it's funny bone.
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Girlfriends

Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.
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Marriage

Marriage is like a bath tub....once you are in it for awhile it's not so hot.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes to drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.

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