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Joke Topic - 'Christmas Eve'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Christmas Eve'.


What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.

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Q: What do you call a cow that is laying on a barn floor?
A: Ground Beef

Light Bulbs

How many DIY buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes him two weekends and three trips to the hardware store.


Which are the scariest prehistoric creatures?
Terror dactyls.


Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?


What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.


How do you make a sad skeleton laugh?
You tickle it's funny bone.


Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.


Marriage is like a bath tub....once you are in it for awhile it's not so hot.


Q: Why do blondes to drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.

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