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Joke Topic - 'Christmas Day'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Christmas Day'.

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What comes at the very end of Christmas Day?
The letter 'Y' of course!
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Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.


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Peace And Quiet

Honk your horn if you like peace and quiet.
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Traffic Lights

What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!
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Builders

Did you hear about the fence builder who got fired for deserting his posts?
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Football

What is a football supporter's favourite Christmas song?
Yule never walk alone.
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Skunks

What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!
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Newspaper

When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.
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Christmas Party

How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.
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Did You Hear

Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.
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Dog

Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.

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