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Joke Topic - 'Christmas Day'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Christmas Day'.


What comes at the very end of Christmas Day?
The letter 'Y' of course!

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.

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Peace And Quiet

Honk your horn if you like peace and quiet.

Traffic Lights

What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!


Did you hear about the fence builder who got fired for deserting his posts?


What is a football supporter's favourite Christmas song?
Yule never walk alone.


What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!


When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.

Christmas Party

How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.

Did You Hear

Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.


Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.

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