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Joke Topic - 'Christmas Day'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Christmas Day'.


What comes at the very end of Christmas Day?
The letter 'Y' of course!

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.

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What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!


Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.


Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.


What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.


What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.


What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.


When Marriage is Outlawed,
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.


"I'll never forget the time they gave me a farewell party at work. I was so surprised, I didn't even know I had been fired."


Patient: Doctor, I feel like a piano.
Doctor: Wait while I make some notes.

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