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Joke Topic - 'Christmas Day'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Christmas Day'.

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What comes at the very end of Christmas Day?
The letter 'Y' of course!
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Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.


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Spell

I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.
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Work

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Bach.
Bach who?
Bach to work.
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Trains

What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.
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Cookery

Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.
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Economists

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
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French

Did you hear about the three French swordsmen who liked to put mustard in their ears?
They were known as the three mustardears.
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Knocking

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?
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Judges

Judge: "Do you wish to challenge any of the jury?
Prisoner: "Well, I think I can lick that little fellow on this end..."
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Snowball

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who threw the snowball at me?

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