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Joke Topic - 'Christmas Day'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Christmas Day'.
What comes at the very end of Christmas Day?
The letter 'Y' of course!
The letter 'Y' of course!
Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.
The turkey - it's always stuffed.
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Fish
What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!
The Codfather!
Kleptomaniac
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Football
Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.
He had too many split ends.
Mother-in-law
What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.
Aliens
What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.
Something from another universe -ity.
Deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
No idea.
Marriage
When Marriage is Outlawed,
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.
Office
"I'll never forget the time they gave me a farewell party at work. I was so surprised, I didn't even know I had been fired."
Piano
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a piano.
Doctor: Wait while I make some notes.
Doctor: Wait while I make some notes.
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