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Joke Topic - 'Christmas Cracker'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Christmas Cracker'.

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What did the big Christmas cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours.


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Similarity

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
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Employees

How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
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Offers

What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.
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Dracula

Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
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Cats

What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.
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Parrot

What do you call a dry parrot?
Polyunsaturated.
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Maths

Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
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Suggestions

Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.
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Dogs

Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?

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