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Joke Topic - 'Christmas' - 7


This is page 7 of jokes on the topic - 'Christmas'.

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You know it must be summer when you see Hamish throwing his Christmas tree away.


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Bachelors

A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
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School

Teacher: Today I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
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Antlers

Who has large antlers, has a high voice and always wears white gloves?
Mickey Moose.
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Dentist

What do you call a dentist in the army?
A drill sergeant.
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Mother-in-law

The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.
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Madness

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
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James Bond

Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond.
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Robbery

What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.
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Ghost

Why wasn't the ghost successful?
Because he didn't believe in himself!

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