Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Bachelors
A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
School
Teacher: Today I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
Antlers
Who has large antlers, has a high voice and always wears white gloves?
Mickey Moose.
Dentist
What do you call a dentist in the army?
A drill sergeant.
Mother-in-law
The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.
Madness
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
James Bond
Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond.
Robbery
What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.
Ghost
Why wasn't the ghost successful?
Because he didn't believe in himself!