Joke Topic - 'Christmas' - Page 5 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories

This is page 5 of jokes on the topic - 'Christmas'.

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the normal alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

What is the most read thing at Christmas?
Rudolph's nose.

What song do Liverpool fans sing at Christmas?
'Yule never walk alone.'

What will Father Christmas suffer if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia.

Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?
Mean-opoly.

Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.

Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He felt crummy.

Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him.

Why does Santa have three gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.

You know it must be summer when you see Hamish throwing his Christmas tree away.