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Joke Topic - 'Christmas' - Page 4 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 4 of jokes on the topic - 'Christmas'.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells.
1>Jungle bells, jungle bells.
What do sad Christmas trees do?
They pine a lot.
1>They pine a lot.
What do witches sing at Christmas?
'Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy.'
1>'Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy.'
What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas?
Santapplause.
1>Santapplause.
What do you call a man who works in the perfume department of a store at Christmas?
Frank in Scents.
2>Frank in Scents.
What do you call somebody who claps their hands when the contestants in a Christmas quiz show get the right answer?
Santapplause.
2>Santapplause.
What does a monster write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.
1>Best vicious of the season.
What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
1>Baaaa Humbug.
What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.
1>Santa Claus laughing his head off.
What is a hairdresser's favorite Christmas carol?
'Oh comb all ye faithful.'
1>'Oh comb all ye faithful.'
What is a skunk's favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Smells.
1>Jingle Smells.
What is red and white, and it gives gifts to good little fish at Christmas?
Sandy Claws.
2>Sandy Claws.