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Joke Topic - 'Chopin'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Chopin'.


What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.

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Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.

A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.


Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your thumbs.


Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.


Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'


What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.


What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.


My brother went to the doctor and said, 'Some days, I get the strange feeling that I'm a golf club.'
The doctor said, 'Can I join?'


What kind of bugs are found in clocks?

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