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Joke Topic - 'Chopin'


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What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.


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Insects

Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.
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A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.
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Octal

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your thumbs.
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Snow

Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.
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Steamrollers

Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'
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Sheep

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
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Candles

What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.
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Doctors

My brother went to the doctor and said, 'Some days, I get the strange feeling that I'm a golf club.'
The doctor said, 'Can I join?'
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Bugs

What kind of bugs are found in clocks?
Ticks.

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